Saturday, December 24, 2011

AN EX-MORMONIZED CHRISTMAS CAROL

With today being Christmas Eve, I thought it would be appropriate to post an Ex-Mormonized Christmas Carol... and this one began formulating in my brain...
OH MORMON CHURCH
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree

Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
Your doctrines are deceptive.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
So long you held me captive.
I tried so hard to just believe,
Wore my religion on my sleeve.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
I'm more than just inactive.


Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
The lies are so apparent.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
Your motives are transparent.
You want us all to just obey,
As we give our free will away.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
Your plan is very blatant.


Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
Your history is sordid.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
But you have sugar-coated
The fact that it is just a scam,
As down the members’ throats you cram
The Mormon Church, the Mormon Church,
The whole thing was invented.


Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
Don’t think I’m being flippant,
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
I’ve had my AHA moment
When everything became so clear,
And I was drained of all my fear.
Oh Mormon Church, Oh Mormon Church,
I am no longer silent.


© Diane Tingen, 12/24/2011