CLUELESS MORMONS - Song Parody of "Desperado" by the Eagles

CLUELESS MORMONS

Sung to the tune of Desperado by the Eagles

Clueless Mormons, why don’t you come to your senses?
You been blindly believin’ for so long now.
Oh, it’s a hard one
And I know that you got your reasons,
But what they are telling you
Will hurt you somehow.

Don’t you think about the lack of truth?
The lies and plain deception?
You know that Googling is always your best bet.

Now it seems to me some signals

Have been laid upon your table,
But you turn away and seem to just forget.

Clueless Mormons, it ain’t getting’ no truer,
The lies and deception, they’re right there to see.
And freedom, oh freedom, well, that’s us ExMormons talkin’ -
Our prison was broken when we saw through the lies.

Don’t the lies get old in the Mormon Church?
It makes no sense when you really search,
It’s clear to me deception is their game.
You’re grasping at the slightest sign,
But it’s obvious it is not what they claim.

Clueless Mormons, why don’t you come to your senses?
Put down your defenses, open your eyes.
It may be painful, but there's support all around you,
You better stop your just believing (stop your just believing),
You better stop your just believing,
See through the disguise.

© Diane Tingen, 12/4/18