Another LDS Hymn Parody (38 now!!). This one addresses the fact that the Mormon Church doesn't want anyone questioning anything. Well, you can question things, but... "When the prophet speaks, the debate is over." So in essence, it really doesn't matter what anyone questions or thinks - what matters is what the Mormon Church decides - what the Prophet says. Even if the answer given makes absolutely no sense (which is often the case).

Sung to the tune of Love One Another, #308
Why do you question
True Mormon doctrine?
You say we're lying,
That's your opinion.
You must accept it,
Not so hard to swallow.
Don’t think so much
And simply follow.
Please just believe it,
Why do you research?
Do what we tell you,
This is the true church.
It would be easy
If you would just follow,
Nodding your head,
Uttering “Ditto.”
You’ll feel much better
When you’re obeying.
Reading your scriptures,
And always praying.
Stay off those websites,
They simply aren’t useful.
Enjoy your life
Here in the bubble.
© Diane Tingen, 11/6/2011
Why do you question
True Mormon doctrine?
You say we're lying,
That's your opinion.
You must accept it,
Not so hard to swallow.
Don’t think so much
And simply follow.
Please just believe it,
Why do you research?
Do what we tell you,
This is the true church.
It would be easy
If you would just follow,
Nodding your head,
Uttering “Ditto.”
You’ll feel much better
When you’re obeying.
Reading your scriptures,
And always praying.
Stay off those websites,
They simply aren’t useful.
Enjoy your life
Here in the bubble.
© Diane Tingen, 11/6/2011
1 comment:
Ditto! Ditto!
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