Saturday, February 17, 2018

NEW PROPHET, NEW PROPHET - ExMormon Song Parody


I found this "advertisement" on Facebook for tonight's festivities!!

Doesn't the photo go well with my newest song parody??  

Exciting times - if only I could be there tonight...

NEW PROPHET, NEW PROPHET
Sung to the tune of Matchmaker, Matchmaker
(from "Fiddler on the Roof")

New Prophet, New Prophet,
Old one has died,
TBMs cried,
ExMormons sighed,
New Prophet, New Prophet,
Why should we care?
The next geezer is the heir.


New Prophet, New Prophet,
Nelson's the one,

Already done,
Surprise to none.
Truly believing he has their respect
While watching them genuflect.


The Prophet,
Mormons all listen
Pretending
What he's saying is true.

But me, no,
I am not stupid,
I long ago saw through the lies they spew.

New Prophet, New Prophet,
He's 93,
How long he'll live
We'll have to see.
Dallin B. Oaks is the next one in line,
And won't that just be divine?!!

The Prophet?
Profit's more like it,
The money
Is the aim of the hoax.

Donations,
Tithing and others,

Have made those old geezers some rich old blokes.

New Prophet, New Prophet,
More of the same,
Nothing will change,
Name of the game.
Day after day, I'm so glad I got out,

So without a doubt,
I want to shout,
Open your eyes,
It's full of lies,
A pile of crap in disguise.